In our continuing series of Lar & Con vignettes we bring you this Patrick’s Day flavoured offering (pace Brian O’Nolan)
Lar: Will you be going to the parade?
Con: I will. Sure the young fellah wouldn’t miss it for the world.
Lar: If I were you I’d wrap up warm. It’ll be colder out than you think.
Con: You may have point there.
Lar: I’d say take your umbrella too. It has a blustery look to it now.
Con: True for you. You can’t be certain of the weather at all.
Lar: I’d venture you might need your rainboots too. Many’s the man come down with pleurisy standing watching that parade wandering out thinking it is a spring day suddenly to be assaulted by winter-like gusts
Con: Well on that count I am going to ignore you given that I have only just purchased this fine pair of George Webs and am very proud of them. On top of which, I was always told to beware the I’ds of March. Here’s me bus. Enjoy your weekend, now.