Sirrah! Prithee, where might I find a new codpiece? As you can see I am quite undone.
You could try Put Yer Nuts In It on Driggs or Genital Confections on Berry. Then there’s The Cupping Guild on Bedford and N 9th or Totum Scrotum on Wythe or if you want a walk you can try The Olde Breukelen Hose Factorie over on Metropolitan Avenue. There’s also…
…You are most kind Sirrah. I see this precinct is most amply provisioned. Mercifully I did not question you for purveyors of ferret-flavored ales; I fear I would have been listening to you all day.
The Brothers' Lot 